What Your Tarot Cards Really Mean: And No, It's Not All Doom and Gloom


Ah, tarot! The mystical world where the art of ancient storytelling meets our most loved coffee table game. If you've dipped your toes into the well of fortune-telling, you've probably had that jarring moment where you pull a card that shows a skeleton on a horse (Death) or a man hanging upside down (The Hanged Man). Instantly, your heartbeat accelerates. The end is near! Cue dramatic organ music.

But wait! Before you start planning your last supper, let me reassure you: tarot reading isn't all doom and gloom, and that Death card may just be the life of the party!

The Dramatic Divas of Tarot

Let's get the obvious out of the way: Yes, some tarot cards are straight up drama queens. They look like they belong in a Halloween display rather than a system of guidance and self-reflection. The art can be a bit, well, melodramatic. But the real meanings of these cards can be quite different, and sometimes, downright comical.

The Death card, for instance, is less about meeting your maker and more about transformation and change. It's like the caterpillar turning into a butterfly, not an actual meeting with the Grim Reaper. So if you've been fervently swiping left on change, the Death card is like your cosmic matchmaker showing up to say, "Hey, buddy, maybe give change a chance. Swipe right for once!"

Then there's The Hanged Man. Despite his precarious position, this guy is not about literal suspension or acrobatic feats gone wrong. He's a symbol of perspective, of looking at things differently. Consider him as the guru advising you to try a headstand in yoga class. It might seem uncomfortable (and make your face turn a lovely shade of tomato), but boy, does it give you a new view of the world!

Let's not forget our melodramatic friend The Tower. This card shows a burning building with people leaping from the windows. Great, right? But before you go calling 911, remember that the Tower is really about tearing down what no longer serves us to make way for something better. It's like the universe's version of a home renovation show, tearing out that hideous 70s shag carpet to reveal the beautiful hardwood floors underneath. Sure, it's messy, but the end result? Worth it!

Oh, and then there's The Devil. This guy seems like bad news with his ominous horns and sinister grin. But he's really about overindulgence and getting caught up in materialistic desires. Think of him as that friend who encourages one more piece of cake or one more hour of binge-watching when you should really be hitting the gym or tackling your to-do list. Yes, he's a bad influence, but we all have moments of falling into temptation, right?

When you pull The Moon card, you might feel like you're suddenly in a werewolf movie. But The Moon, with its spooky dogs howling, crayfish crawling, and towers looming, is all about the subconscious, dreams, and intuition. It's less about literal lycanthropy and more about listening to your inner voice. So, no need to buy silver bullets or start howling!

And let's not forget the Ten of Swords. It shows a man lying face down with, you guessed it, ten swords sticking out of his back. Pretty gruesome, eh? This card, however, is about endings, closure, and yes, the occasional backstabbing. It's the tarot equivalent of saying, "Enough is enough!" It might be the end of a toxic relationship or job, but hey, you're free of those metaphorical swords now!

The True Meaning of Tarot

Reading tarot is like learning a new language: at first, you might stumble over the words (or in this case, images), but with time and practice, you'll see the humor and absurdity, alongside the wisdom and guidance.

Remember, tarot isn't meant to scare you or predict the end of your world, it's about guidance, personal growth, and finding a deeper understanding of yourself and your life. So, the next time you draw the Death card, don't pack your bags for the afterlife, think about what changes might be beneficial in your life. Change is good, my friend.

Now go forth and conquer your fear of tarot, knowing that the deck is less about doom and gloom and more about making you a more self-aware, and dare I say, happier person.

In the end, you might find that the true tarot monster is not the Death card but the Five of Coins. That's the one that makes you realize you've spent your entire paycheck on fancy tarot decks. Now that's a horror story!